Welcome to HouseBlend Running Company!

Here at HouseBlend Running Company, I believe running should be informative, enjoyable, and never taken too seriously, except when it absolutely has to be. I’m HouseBlend Aspie, your resident guide to navigating both legitimate running science and absurd fitness fads.

As a certified running coach and seasoned marathoner (including a Boston Marathon qualifier), I bring you an engaging blend of genuine insights, practical tips, and a healthy dose of humor. Whether you’re a dedicated runner looking for scientifically grounded advice or someone who simply enjoys a witty takedown of the latest fitness craze, you’re in the right place.

What You’ll Find Here:

  • Science-Backed Reviews: Straightforward, evidence-based analysis of training methods, nutrition strategies, and running performance.
  • Practical Running Advice: Clear, actionable tips from my experience as a certified running coach to help you run smarter and stronger.
  • Satirical Commentary: Irreverent and humorous takes on the sometimes bizarre world of fitness trends and marketing gimmicks.

Meet HouseBlend Aspie:

I’m HouseBlend Aspie, the alter ego behind HouseBlend Running Company. Curious who’s behind the alias? You can learn more about me here.

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Enjoy the journey. Because running should always be informative, often humorous, and occasionally ridiculous.